Emergency

There we were in a rattle trap of a plane, heading to the beautiful city of Dallas. We were traveling peacefully when all of a sudden a mysterious voice came over the intercom and announced that we were having difficulties and we will be making an emergency landing. The whole plane sounded like it blew up when the screams of the passengers surfaced. A calm flight attendant yelled out "Keep your head down and stay low".  From there we were all strapped to our seats screaming when we touched down and got out and kissed the ground.

If I could choose an awesome era

 If I could go back to any era of my choice I think I would travel to the time when the Cowboys were untouched by any other football team. I would hang out with Roger Staubach and chill with the original Fridge. I would learn a few things from Too Tall Jones and get some advice from Coach Landry. But ultimately I would travel with them to a Super Bowl and watch them crush a team like the Redskins or the Dolphins.

My Perfect Day

My perfect day would be on a Wednesday in the middle of June. It would be exactly 92 degrees outside and there would be a lot of activity in the small town of Wellington. To start off the amazing day I would wake up around 9 o'clock then go play a little tennis with Rafael Nadal, then advance to the golf course for two rounds with Phil Michelson and of course he would win. After that we would all go out to eat at maybe Ritzy Pizzeria or maybe not. Then I would retire early from all school ever and die happy.