The Three Banditos

Hello there, my name is Senor Fluffly-Mittens and I am the world's best cat burglar. I have accomplished many things, like the big Kat-Nip heist back at Christmas. But my greatest achievement was when I successfully infiltrated the very notorious group of thieves known as The Banditos, a lively group of mischievous raccoons. They had no idea that I Senor Fluffy-Mittens had gotten access to their group. Our first plan of action was to steal the priceless bag of Purina dog treats. I never really knew why we wanted them. After a successful grab and bag, I accidentally triggered the alarm. While the wailing sirens went off we could barely hear the pack of rabid guard dogs running to our position. While the Banditos scurried away I grabbed the loot and leaped up the wall and crawled away in silence. Once the Banditos realized that they had been dooped, they rushed upon my secret lair back at Grandma Wright's cabin and busted the door down. They exclaimed "Senor Fluffy-Mittens, you have beaten us at our own game and we would like for you to join our group permanently." I could not shoot down their offer and soon we became the Three Banditos.

Yeah That's the Spot....

One warm breezy day I woke up in my cozy little pen to the sound of Lassie barking "Let's play fetch," I honestly think that that dog needs to be put down. I am not a fan of that dog and I know that he doesn't like me either. I have also been known to be a notorious kicker of the haters. After Lassie's episode with that stupid ball, he freely trotted over to my pin and wiggled his tail and exclaimed "Salty don't you find it just hilarious that I can run around freely and do whatever I want while your stuck in your pin?" I just snickered and a pranced off to my trough for my mid morning snack. As the day pursued the bragging got worse. Soon the nagging was pushed far beyond the point of no return. I glided over my run down fence and landed right on Lassie's wormy little tail. As lassie yelped he jumped back and attacked my backside. Soon after, BJ (my owner) came out and kicked the dumb dog and hauled me back to my prison. After about ten minutes in custody my behind became inflamed from the knick of my attacker. As I scratched on my old fence Lassie came running by with a flattened tail and said "I hope your happy." But believe me, it was worth it.

On a Long Hot Summer Day................

On a long hot summer day in the mystical oak forrest of Dodson, BJ the fisherman, a scraggy old expert, brought his young daughter to the hidden pond of magic. As the pair meandered on down the trail to the hidden pond they encountered a GIANT bear named Tyler. Tyler wanted the old fashion picnic basket that Madison had brought for a mid day snack. As Tyler lunged for the delicious delicacies the super strong BJ gave him the old one two and knocked the ugly bear down to ground and sent him running to the hills. When the two finally reached the sparkling green pond they plopped down on the bank and cast their lines out to open water. After about seventeen minutes or so a monstrous fish exploded out of the water and grabbed Madison off the bank and dragged her down to the deep abyss of the magic pond. Shocked at this misfortune BJ the mighty dove into the chill of the dark water and put the huge fish in a full nelson and made the beast spit out his daughter. As soon as BJ got Madison back to the shore line they sat down on a blanket that was woven out of high powered hair dryers so they could dry off. Soon later Mrs. Waters pulls up in her flying Tahoe and gets out with the two other kids and exclaims "HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?" but BJ and Madison just look at each other and laugh. As the family sits down for a awesome meal by the sunset Mrs. Waters said "Madison, did you do your essay before you came here?"