Monday, November 7, 2011

Holy Whale.

We were so far out there because Walker, Tyler, and Klark thought that it would be a great fifteen seconds of fame if I nearly got swallowed. When the whales got to me I was thinking "I am absolutely out of my mind." I was worried about getting swallowed. Oh yeah and these are my friends Walker, Tyler, and Klark.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Mr. Amazing

If I was a superhero, my super powers would be the ability fly, heat-vision, super strength, super speed, and the ability to spontaneously make quesidillas with my mind. So if my friend went to jail for something he didn't do,(probably attempted to hack into the governments computer system) he most likely had a good reason. Well I would go down to the jailhouse where the government would be keeping him in an 18th century cell, and ask him why he did it. My friend told me that he wanted to change the background on the government website. Since that is no big deal I would use my quesidilla powers to distract the guards and then we would run out.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Drugs

First I learned that you should never drink and drive. Then I learned that texting while driving is also one of the most popular killers of teen drivers

Monday, October 24, 2011

What!

After reading the article all I can say is wow. Lindsey Lohan has messed up so many times that she needs to be locked up, and not moping floors. I think that it is ridiculous what celebrities get away with that normal civilians don't. Most people either serve time in jail or do hard manual labor, not moping the floor. I think also think that it is pathetic that our news people can't find a better story than what a crack-head celebrity is up to.

Monday, October 17, 2011

It's Halloween

My favorite Halloween was when I ate so much candy I passed out. I don't really know any ghost stories. My three jokes are Tee-Peeing, and forking. And what did the ghost say to Smilie, "Abu."

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

My Legacy

I would like my legacy to be in the field of tennis. I would like to be remembered as a great tennis player. I want to win a couple of majors. I would teach my kids to play and start a camp in the summer for kids that want to learn to play.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Salmon Patties.

Salmon Patties are probably the most horrible food I have ever tasted. I have never like fish but when my parents put it on a bun and told me it was a delicious burger I freaked. The terrible smell of this "thing" lingers in our house for hours. They also taste incredibly bad